Wait is he getting his picture taken?

Wait is he getting his picture taken?

Wtf her hickey looks like a burn.

Wtf her hickey looks like a burn.

(via sexual-passion)

I’m probably cooler than you.

I’m probably cooler than you.

I hate that feeling when I can feel my shit trying to peek out of me bum hole when I’m not on the toilet.

british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
beardhairdontcare:

"Jim, you’re fired, please pack your belongings and leave."

beardhairdontcare:

"Jim, you’re fired, please pack your belongings and leave."

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via bedspring)

Ball so hard, mothafuckas gone find us

narcoticas:

epic

narcoticas:

epic

(Source: shortyloc, via bedspring)

While I was in Florida, I seen this man in a bikini walking up and down the beach.


He had bright pink lipstick on with some of it in his teeth and bright blue eye shadow

My boyfriend got me a snail for our anniversary

My boyfriend got me a snail for our anniversary

Hooker in a dirty room

Hooker in a dirty room

Friends..

Friends..

meaganseaturtle:

I would make out with you on this Ferris wheel.

meaganseaturtle:

I would make out with you on this Ferris wheel.

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

😂😂

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ihavetofart)

babygirlcryfest:

birdinthefamily