swarnpert:

why the fuck is fighting weak to bug types. i’ll punch a bee, i dont give a fuck

(via ihavetofart)

Lol

Lol

Wow

Wow

Caught Mario puking in the sink

Caught Mario puking in the sink

Wait is he getting his picture taken?

Wait is he getting his picture taken?

Wtf her hickey looks like a burn.

Wtf her hickey looks like a burn.

(via sexual-passion)

I’m probably cooler than you.

I’m probably cooler than you.

I hate that feeling when I can feel my shit trying to peek out of me bum hole when I’m not on the toilet.

british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
beardhairdontcare:

"Jim, you’re fired, please pack your belongings and leave."

beardhairdontcare:

"Jim, you’re fired, please pack your belongings and leave."

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via bedspring)

Ball so hard, mothafuckas gone find us

narcoticas:

epic

narcoticas:

epic

(Source: shortyloc, via bedspring)

While I was in Florida, I seen this man in a bikini walking up and down the beach.


He had bright pink lipstick on with some of it in his teeth and bright blue eye shadow

My boyfriend got me a snail for our anniversary

My boyfriend got me a snail for our anniversary