Wtf her hickey looks like a burn.
I hate that feeling when I can feel my shit trying to peek out of me bum hole when I’m not on the toilet.
|british people:||better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!|
|americans:||yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop|
Ball so hard, mothafuckas gone find us
While I was in Florida, I seen this man in a bikini walking up and down the beach.
He had bright pink lipstick on with some of it in his teeth and bright blue eye shadow